Now I know for sure that the apocalypse is upon us. Everyone keeps talking about Destiny Blande being America’s most eligible bachelorette.
But then again, I suppose a lot of young men these days are looking for a serial killer to bring home to mom. “Soo . . . Bobby Junior tells us you strangle men for a living. Now that’s an interesting line of work. How did you become interested in murder?”
Well this all makes more sense than I originally thought. And to think I would have preferred someone with fewer murders in her past. But then again, maybe that’s just me, Mr. Traditional.
Stop the nonsense, people. Don’t make a celebrity out of a killer. The attention she’s getting is unbelievable. Get it under control.
