No Brainer

I got a few bucks to use some of my posts in The Satin Strangler Blogs, so I'm not complaining, but if you have to read all the posts on that list to be sure that she seduced and killed all those men, there's something wrong with you.

Plan Your Trip to Fort Smith

If you’re like me and feeling like Destiny Blande is way overdue on receiving the execution she deserves for the Satin Strangler killings, then maybe Fort Smith is the place for you. Between 1873 and 1896 alone, 86 people were executed on the gallows in Fort Smith, Arkansas. On anniversary dates of executions, Fort Smith National Historic Site presents interpretive programs that include an overview of the trial, the federal justice system and how executions were conducted. But remember to bring your own popcorn. Here are a few coming up this June: June 26, execution of James Arcine and William Parchmeal, June 28, execution of John Thornton. June 29, execution of William Finch, Martin Joseph, and Te-o-lit-se. June 30, execution of Edward Fulsom and Boudinot Crumpton. Ah, yes, my friends, those were the days. Destiny Blande could use a little time at “Hell on the Border” with “Hangin’ Judge” Isaac Parker.

Unbelievable!

I still can’t believe it.  Destiny Blande killed two men right before our eyes.  We were all munching on popcorn and sipping our super-sized sodas, waiting to be entertained.  All of a sudden, there was Horace Krouch, naked and strangled.

Everyone in the theater was horrified.  Some were covering their kids’ eyes.  Others were screaming.  We didn’t know what to think.  We were all trying to figure out what was going on.

At first I thought the strangling was just part of the show, a tasteless trick for shock value.  But when we got back home we saw the news on television.  Krouch was really dead.

They keep showing the video of Krouch’s face.  Up close you can see Destiny Blande in the reflection of his glasses.  There’s no question it’s her.  She’s running toward the door. She killed both of those men.  Why is it taking the police so long to find her, and why isn’t there a warrant for her arrest?

We blew the last chance to convict Blande and give her the death penalty she deserves.  Looks like we’re going to get another chance to fry her.  Let’s not screw it up again.

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Boycott "If She Did It"

Horace Krouch’s latest book makes a mockery of the legal system and all of those who know that Destiny Blande is the Satin Strangler. The book appears in the fiction section of bookstores, but we all know it’s nonfiction. I’ll read it when Destiny Blande’s name appears in it, instead of Daphne Blain, but not a second before that. Everyone is making money off the deaths of innocent men. It’s atrocious. At least give the money where it’s due, Mr. Krouch – to the families of your client’s victim.

Another Satin Strangler Trial

Okay, now you will see what happens when an obvious murderer like Destiny Blande goes to trial and a jury of crack-smoking morons can’t get in the way of justice. Can anybody out there explain to me why we have to have juries for murder trials? The average person has no idea what they’re doing in a murder trial. It all comes down to the lawyers. If a defense attorney can spin the truth around in circles until nobody knows what the hell is going on, the average juror doesn’t stand a chance. But take the jury out of the equation and the BS gets wiped away. OJ learned that lesson when he lost his civil suit after his so-called “Dream Team” of lawyers duped the dopes in the criminal trial.

Sex Video

Okay, now it all makes sense. Have you seen the video yet? And this is fun for people? No wonder Destiny Blande is America’s Most Eligible Bachelorette. Satin Strangler. Movie star. What’s next?

Most Eligible for the Gas Chamber

Now I know for sure that the apocalypse is upon us. Everyone keeps talking about Destiny Blande being America’s most eligible bachelorette.

But then again, I suppose a lot of young men these days are looking for a serial killer to bring home to mom. “Soo . . . Bobby Junior tells us you strangle men for a living. Now that’s an interesting line of work. How did you become interested in murder?”

Well this all makes more sense than I originally thought. And to think I would have preferred someone with fewer murders in her past. But then again, maybe that’s just me, Mr. Traditional.

Stop the nonsense, people. Don’t make a celebrity out of a killer. The attention she’s getting is unbelievable. Get it under control.

If She Did It???

As though we don't need more reasons to hate Horace Krouch, the pompous defense attorney has now written a book called If She Did It. If she did it?? Are you kidding me? Is there anyone out there who thinks that Destiny Blande isn't the Satin Strangler? Now her lawyer's making money off the practical joke that the jury played on us. Is anyone paying attention out there?

Satin Strangler Jury Smokes Crack

The jury in the Satin Strangler case had to be smoking crack to make one of the worst courtroom decisions in history. In case you somehow missed it, I am going to spoil tonight’s “instant classic” Strangler Network coverage for you. NOT GUILTY???!!! That’s right. Not guilty. She killed more than 60 men, but New Jersey couldn’t even convict her.

My great grandparents remember the moment they heard that Pearl Harbor was attacked. My grandparents will never forget when JFK was shot. My parents were drunk in a bar in Manhattan watching a basketball game as O.J. Simpson’s white Bronco crawled down the highway in that slow-motion police “chase.”

Now we will always remember where we were when the Satin Strangler, Destiny Blande, was inexplicably acquitted. I was sitting on my living room couch in my “Take Hold of Destiny” t-shirt – the one with the satin stocking design around the collar. Just as I was about to pour milk on my Frosted Flakes lunch, “any day” became forever memorable.

I sense a blogging frenzy. Good thing I have spare time during my employment “sabbatical.” You’ll be hearing more from me soon, then again and again.

Hey. Does anyone know what the hell went wrong with that New Jersey jury?

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Orange Jumpsuit for Destiny

What the hell is going on with all this fashion talk about Destiny Blande? She's not a runway model, folks. She's the Satin Strangler. She's been running around killing men for a hobby. She ought to be in a good old fashioned orange jumpsuit. This trial is making me sick.

Why Wait for a Trial?

How long must we wait to try and convict Destiny Blande? Each passing day only makes her victims’ families suffer, waiting for resolution.

According to Fox News last night, at least 44 murders are now attributed to the Satin Strangler. Men up and down the eastern seaboard have been victimized. And how do we react to this brutality? Well, of course, we host the killer comfortably in a country club prison on ocean front property.

The pathetic reality is that New Jersey repealed the death penalty in December, 2007, so why are we wasting time there anyway. We’re letting a serial murderer sit around in a state prison system where the annual cost per prisoner runs $40,000 per year. Several states are lined up to try this animal for her heinous crimes, but New Jersey’s incompetence is blocking the way. Let Virginia and Georgia get their chance at the Satin Strangler. They have the right idea on this one. Fry her and be done with it. Let’s save the taxpayers money.

Let’s get moving with the legal process, New Jersey. A murder conviction is inevitable, and already long overdue.

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G-L-O-R-I-A

Gloria Barnes, the owner of the “Destiny Is Innocent” website, has been petitioning to have my blog removed from the internet. So far she has 20 people on the petition, all with the same last name - Barnes. I am shaking in my boots. What if she finds someone other than her family members to petition against me? Luckily the First Ammendment is on my side. Well I have 3 questions for Gloria.

1. Are you for real?
2. What are you thinking?
3. Why don’t you take your petition and screw yourself?

Thanks "Destiny Is Innocent"

Some stupid woman has started a blog site called “Destiny Is Innocent.” She is obviously delusional to think that Destiny Blande is not the Satin Strangler, but she wrote a blog post last week denouncing my blog site, and the post has provided more click-throughs to Death For Destiny than any other website. Just wanted to take a minute and say, “Thanks for the PR efforts.”

Why Defend a Serial Killer?

I read today that the pompous defense attorney, Horace Krouch, is defending Destiny Blande, the serial killer they call The Satin Strangler. Krouch has already protected killers like Gloria Watson, costing us all piles of cash in debacles of court cases. Shame on us and shame on the jury in the Watson case, but I have no idea why we allow lawyers to defend serial killers. It's just a waste of time. Even a BS artist like Krouch can't win this case. It's got me fired up, so I started this blog site to be a voice of reason while the media is worshiping this obvious killer.