G-L-O-R-I-A

Gloria Barnes, the owner of the “Destiny Is Innocent” website, has been petitioning to have my blog removed from the internet. So far she has 20 people on the petition, all with the same last name - Barnes. I am shaking in my boots. What if she finds someone other than her family members to petition against me? Luckily the First Ammendment is on my side. Well I have 3 questions for Gloria.

1. Are you for real?
2. What are you thinking?
3. Why don’t you take your petition and screw yourself?